I have been on a little hiatus, between work, house stuff, baby stuff and being sick I have not been spending a lot of time on here. I have been keeping up with my reader though so do not fear I did not completely abandon you.
I went to a seminar last week and whilst on the train I was amazed to notice that I was the only person in the train carriage reading a print item. Halfway to the city another lady got on the train and I saw her pull out a book. I have no clue why I was so happy to find a comrade in print reading, but I was. I was reading My Booky Wook by Russell Brand where he talks about his time trying to cure his sex addiction, it is very well written, that man has a great way with words.Β Then I saw what she was reading and started giggling, she was reading 50 Shades of Grey hahaha could two books be more opposite?!
The seminar was at the State Library and was awesome, whilst there I visited the bookshop and low and behold because I was attending the seminar I got a discount – woohoo. Then I discovered the range of books they had redone the covers for and had to buy this, a) I wanted to read the book and b) It was too funny not too.
Then this week I went book buying, all day. Which sounds like so much fun until you realise that you are basically standing for a minimum of 8 hours and reading/looking at books that aren’t always that interesting and aren’t for you hahaha. Imagine my surprise when I discovered this gem:
That made my day, I laughed so much. Why does this exist? Actually, you know what? I am not going to question it, I am just going to be really happy about it.
Then I was looking for a general information book on STDs… don’t worry guys it was for the reference collection π Whilst looking I came across this:
Really not what I was looking for, but completely amusing non the less π
So I asked for some help finding a more appropriate book and they sent me to the “Relationships” section. Well wasn’t that an interesting journey… apparently the kind of books that reside in this section include titles such as, “50 ways to spice up your sex life”, “How to add kink to your relationship” and “The encyclopedia of sex toys”. This last book was big, I couldn’t believe it could possibly all be about sex toys so me and the lady I was buying with opened it to a random page where I made the mistake of saying out loud, “What the hell is that? It looks like a coffee pot with a dildo on top!” closely followed by, “Is this so you can have your coffee and your orgasm too?” We both cracked up.
After forcing myself to attend book buying and some other training when I wasn’t feeling so hot I felt like I hit the wall, my head was smashing. It was like being on the edge of a migraine permanently, I went to see the doctor to discover I have infected sinuses… YAY! So now here I am writing to you from my sick bed hahaha apparently to find time to write I needed to get ill.
I have been making great use of my new toy Netflix (thanks Mr. T.) when not in bed I can currently be found nursing my sinuses on the couch and binge watching Arrow or the Vampire Diaries π
May 29th, 2015 at 7:18 pm
ha some awesome finds there! We have Netflix now too. It’s great! Hope you feel better soon. π
May 30th, 2015 at 4:11 pm
I know right?! They are just the ones I could remember when I got back. It was an educational experience that is for sure haha.
Thank you I am feeling much better today π
May 29th, 2015 at 8:19 pm
Hope you feel better soon! Netflix is amazing lol
May 30th, 2015 at 4:11 pm
Thanks. I have certainly been bingeing on it a bit hahaha.
May 29th, 2015 at 11:30 pm
Sounds like you had fun, even though you weren’t feeling the best. Hope you get better soon!! I’ve been dealing with the same thing, it’s no fun!
May 30th, 2015 at 4:14 pm
Yes, it was a good day. Thanks, you too. Kinda over being sick, I am a lot better today, but am not great company still π
May 31st, 2015 at 12:27 am
I’m feeling better for the most part. Still congested, but not too bad at this point. Hope you’re fully healed soon!
May 31st, 2015 at 11:54 am
Thanks, you too!!
May 29th, 2015 at 11:47 pm
If you’re new to Netflix, you need to watch Orange is the New Black. It is AMAZING! Hope you feel better soon.
May 30th, 2015 at 4:15 pm
I’ve never watched that. Probably a little heavy for my current state of brain haha, but I will keep it in mind. π
May 30th, 2015 at 12:23 am
Haha those books look hilarious! And isn’t Netflix the best thing ever? I don’t know what I did with my life before it.
May 30th, 2015 at 4:16 pm
They are hilarious. They made an otherwise dull day of reference buying quite amusing hahaha.
I have definitely been bitten by the Netflix bug, hopefully I can remove myself soon and get some fresh air now I am feeling better π
June 1st, 2015 at 10:46 pm
“Bonk” is an excellent book. After reading that, I read every single thing written by Mary Roach. She’s hilarious, but I also learn so much.
June 2nd, 2015 at 11:56 am
Haha I have to be honest, I only gave it a quick flick because I was there for work, I just loved everything about the title and cover and it was a nice distraction from the books on STDs I was actually looking for to buy for work LOL. Now you have me interested π